Dear Readers, I am a telemarketer, which is where I have largely been for the past couple of weeks. I hate it and it is soulless - but turns out I'm easily enough amused to find enjoyment almost anywhere. This is presumably against the data protection act or some such thing but I can verify that I have spoken to engineers and buyers from various maintenance companies across the UK who have the following names (some are obviously cool, and others I just found hilarious) :
Alan Moore
Scott Walker
Chris Morris
Jon Stewart
William McGibbon (or M.C. Gibbon as I now think of him)
Sheldon Wilfred
Roger Moore
Dave Lister
Garrick Hickman
Steve Hoult (STEVE HOULT!)
David Goodbun (it gets better~)
Gus Honeybun
Violet Gale
Howard Savoury
Eric Carruthers
Patrick Bateman
Wow.
haha, sorry to hear about the telemarketing, but funny names are always a pick me up. (STEVE HOULT!). When I worked at amex i came across a Ernst Buttocks, or something, it was funnier, but ruder, but harder to remember. Anecdote FAIL. xxx
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