Review of Tom's First Nut Roast:
Stodgy, moist, and almost entirely un-roasted, presumably due to an over-zealousness with liquids, extreme hunger-related impatience, and an under-heated oven. But entirely worth it for an evening of innuendo about Tom's nuts. And, it tasted great, so who's complaining?
For future reference, perhaps follow a frickin' recipe at the time of cooking.

Further to puerile humour, if someone could just make one of these every 6 months or so, i would never fear i was out of the web-o-sphere loop again. Although it's worth asking if anyone thinks some of the greats have been missed. No powerthirst or charlie the unicorn, for one thing. I challenge someone to create a dub-style choon using clips with dialogue. And for it to be good.
Anyway: