Lack of time and Coffee

This is where I was on Saturday: The Krankenhaus . Still no time to upload stuff!
I promise I'll play with all this soon because I realise the key to a good blog is PRETTY PICTURES. However my household has no internet right now. Argh, as they say.

However, here is a thing I prepared earlier:

Just in case you thought I was at all sensitive or intelligent. I know there are a few forums out there upon which this topic is discussed, but I thought I would highlight a few of my favourites. Obviously, they're mix-and-matchable, but a comprehensive list makes it simple:

"I like my coffee like I like my women...."

ground up and in my freezer
hot
sweet
black
strong
with a spoon in them
over the counter
in bed
cheap
available on every street corner
in chains
keeping me up all night long
imported from Columbia
mixed up with whiskey
creamed
full of tranquilisers
bitter
filled to the rim
very rich
with donuts!
over the counter
waiting in the kitchen
with music on long journeys
grande
in my crotch
warmed up in 45 seconds
with nice buns
quickly in my lunchbreak
first thing in the morning
….......................................................quiet